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PostSubject: This is YO MAMA   Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:24 pm

lol! Hey yall! Post your favroite yo mama jokes you can make..heres mine:
Yo mama so stupid...she went to the dentist and asked for a blue-tooth
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:27 pm

your mommas so stupid, she cheated off of Blake2012's math test xD
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:38 pm

Whats that supposed to mean!

Yo momma is so poor she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk money
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:30 pm

Yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back xD


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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:47 pm

OMG IM EATING GOLD FISH RIGHT NOW!!
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:37 pm

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry. Cry xD xD xD xD

Yo mama's so stupid, your grandma's the reason she has no brain. Irritated xD

Yo mama's so retarded, she thought the road was a bed sheet. Irritated xD

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked in the mirror, and she saw Medusa. Surprised xD

Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy had rather kiss her ass before going to work. No.... xD
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:39 pm

Your momma so ugly that she had 364 days to get a costum for halloween
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:54 pm

Wow. xD
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PostSubject: re: this is YO MAMA   Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:03 pm


yo mama so fat, she tried to sit on a rainbow, and skittles popped out

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yo mama so hairy, bigfoot started taking pocs of her

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yo mama so stupis, she sat on the tv and watched the couch

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yo mama so fat, when she walks infront of the tv, you miss 3 preveiws

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yo mama so fat, when she went to the movie theater, she sat by everybody

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yo mama so ugly, it almost explains you

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so mama so stupid, she stuck a battery up her butt, and sed "i have the power!"
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:09 pm

xD xD xD xD // Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a VHS for a beeper! Irritated xD
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:12 pm

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yo mama's so stupid, they did a C.A.T scan and found nothing.

Yo mama's so ugly, not even the coffee would say "Damn!". xD

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it read "One at a time, please."

Yo mama's so ugly, not even MC Hammer let her touch him! o-o xD
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PostSubject: re: this is YO MAMA   Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:24 pm

yo mama so old, i gave her a pat on the back, and her tits fell off

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yo mama so big, she needs an airplaine runway just to walk backwards
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:33 pm

Yo mama's so ghetto, when she breast feeds, Kool Aid comes out. xD

Yo mama's so black, she sweats oil. xD
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:35 pm

Your Moma'S So fat the only language she speaks Is Wookie!
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:39 pm

Yo momma so hairy,she's Chubacca's wife
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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:33 pm

Yeehaw! Yo momma so old she ran track with the dinosaurs,
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper,
Yo momma so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind,
Yo momma so stupid when she watched a football game she said: Those guys are so stupid, they are fighting to get their quarter back,
Yo momma so hairy ballons stick to her Surprised


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PostSubject: Re: This is YO MAMA   Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:01 pm

Your Mum's So Fat, On COD She Counts As A Triple Kill!
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