This is YO MAMA

Hey yall! Post your favroite yo mama jokes you can make..heres mine:
Yo mama so stupid...she went to the dentist and asked for a blue-tooth

your mommas so stupid, she cheated off of Blake2012's math test

Whats that supposed to mean!

Yo momma is so poor she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk money

Yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back

OMG IM EATING GOLD FISH RIGHT NOW!!

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry.

Yo mama's so stupid, your grandma's the reason she has no brain.

Yo mama's so retarded, she thought the road was a bed sheet.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked in the mirror, and she saw Medusa.

Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy had rather kiss her ass before going to work.

Your momma so ugly that she had 364 days to get a costum for halloween

Wow.

yo mama so fat, she tried to sit on a rainbow, and skittles popped out

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yo mama so hairy, bigfoot started taking pocs of her

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yo mama so stupis, she sat on the tv and watched the couch

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yo mama so fat, when she walks infront of the tv, you miss 3 preveiws

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yo mama so fat, when she went to the movie theater, she sat by everybody

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yo mama so ugly, it almost explains you

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so mama so stupid, she stuck a battery up her butt, and sed "i have the power!"

// Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a VHS for a beeper!

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yo mama's so stupid, they did a C.A.T scan and found nothing.

Yo mama's so ugly, not even the coffee would say "Damn!".

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it read "One at a time, please."

Yo mama's so ugly, not even MC Hammer let her touch him! o-o

yo mama so old, i gave her a pat on the back, and her tits fell off

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yo mama so big, she needs an airplaine runway just to walk backwards

Yo mama's so ghetto, when she breast feeds, Kool Aid comes out.

Yo mama's so black, she sweats oil.

Your Moma'S So fat the only language she speaks Is Wookie!

Yo momma so hairy,she's Chubacca's wife

Yo momma so old she ran track with the dinosaurs,
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper,
Yo momma so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind,
Yo momma so stupid when she watched a football game she said: Those guys are so stupid, they are fighting to get their quarter back,
Yo momma so hairy ballons stick to her

Your Mum's So Fat, On COD She Counts As A Triple Kill!